Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad


Chuck Norris was invited to fight the strongest man in the world. April 24, at 2: Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. I hear all of the kids are doing it. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids. Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. Chuck Norris puts the caramel in the center of a Caramilk Bar. Umm, this obviously has to be a lie unless there were operations done did some operations to put the sperm into the womb or the dad wasn't his "real" dad Chuck Norris is where babies come from.
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Chuck Norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad Did

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity. If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? One time while sparring with wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father.
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Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad



Description: Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. London, Ontario, Canada a disillusioned londoner, who is now in new zealand, hoping to corrupt young minds once ive finished with teacher's college View my complete profile. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

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